What is it about the politics of today that makes everyone just feel a little bit shit? It could be that politicians are simply out of touch with the modern day human being and that could be because MPs aren’t in fact human beings.
I, for one, welcome our reptilian overlords. After all, lizards are well known for being intergalactic space conquerors: can humans say the same about their achievements? I would say no.
Therefore, the only solution is a complete destruction of the current system of politics. We should collectively envision a world where people directly participate in politics through constant Lizard-to-People interactions in forums, meetings, and comedy festivals.