Are the Labour party secretly lizard monsters?

What is it about the politics of today that makes everyone just feel a little bit shit? It could be that politicians are simply out of touch with the modern day human being and that could be because MPs aren’t in fact human beings.

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A typical Conservative MP.

 

I, for one, welcome our reptilian overlords. After all, lizards are well known for being intergalactic space conquerors: can humans say the same about their achievements? I would say no.

Therefore, the only solution is a complete destruction of the current system of politics. We should collectively envision a world where people directly participate in politics through constant Lizard-to-People interactions in forums, meetings, and comedy festivals.